*deep breath*
IWasAllHoppedUpOnCaffeineAndTaurine
WithNoSleepForTwoWholeDays
ANaturalHighInMySystemFr....
Okay, Jonathan, maybe I should take this one...
With calluses upon his fingertips,
Raw, blistered, numbed, trembling,
Fighting to hold onto the papers within his hands,
Excitement and a boatload of caffeine the only things keeping him awake.
Compass glistening with sweat,
Slippery, needle dancing every which way.
Fingers rubbing frantically as the split pea soup smoke once again emerged...
“Argh!” The pirate said, “Finally done, then?
You had me wait two days, I'm not going to wait again.”
“Relax, pushy pirate, yes I'm all set,
But don't get all angry, I'm the master, don't forget.
My wish is right here, on these pages in my hands,
Take them, my perfectly well-crafted plans.”
As the papers floated from trembling digits
The poet nearly fell, their weight suddenly gone.
“Argh! How you wrote this in two days I can't possibly comprehend,
For it'd take three weeks for mortal man to read from beginning to end.
Lucky for you, lawyers are quick readers of every wish made,
I hope there be no mistakes, for if so, I'd be very afraid...”
And a moment after the pages vanished,
A swirling rainbow of a portal appeared...
The black center beckoning.
“Just enter right here, yer wish be inside,
Hang on tight, argh, and enjoy the ride.”
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