tonight had more internet probs, plus was attacked by a opossum (yes that's right, silent o so it's "a"!). here is my new poem then, inspired by "Beer" by Psychostick!
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Beer is pee! Beer is pee!
Why is it so hard to see?
If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck,
Then it is one, good sir! So yes, beer does suck.
Yet we drink it, we drink it, and revel in bile,
But hey, at least we get buzzed after a while.
Sure, sure, after a while you say,
But that's like 42 beers, then you pee all day.
Imagine that, drink pee then pee it, oh the irony,
You pee what you drink, I henceforth decree!
But, oh crap, that must then mean
That I pee soda, nothing fouler I've ever seen!
Just forget all that, and heed these words...
Beer tastes like pee, no matter what you've heard.
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as one who dislikes pee...this is hilarious!
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