Relay for Life: Join SAGTA and Help Change the World!

Relay for Life is an event the American Cancer Society holds, in which we try to raise money to fight cancer. I have joined my Muse's team: Super Awesome Game Team Alpha, or SAGTA. It is my mission to help raise as much money as possible for it, so please help me, help us, help anyone who has or will have cancer! All Adsense links on this page and my website (Prose a Day) from now until August will go toward it, in addition to any donations you may make!

To check out my profile, click here.

Or to simply make a donation, click here. Thank you so much!

Sunday, April 6, 2008

PaD 29/365: Freshly Baked Love

This is a wonderful recipe! It is also one that you will want to use whenever possible.


---------------------------


FRESHLY BAKED LOVE


1 full human being, uncooked. Ensure that it has no foul odor.

2 cups understanding.

1 lb. humor. Dark or light works, although I've found that a mix of the two works best.

2 tbsp. sugar. Again, more or less according to taste. Some, I've heard, actually prefer theirs entirely unsweetened!

1 yourself. This should be pretty handy already.

15 lbs. spice. This can be most any kind: from sweetened cinnamon to the hottest hot sauce you can find.


--------------------------


Take the full human being and add the understanding, humor and sugar to taste. Feel free to add more as you mix to make sure you get it just right.


Once done, mix in the yourself. Don't use a spoon or mixer, mixing is best done with bare fingers and hands. Ensure a slow, gentle mixing to start, gradually working up until kneading the mixture roughly. Please note: Sometimes it works best to keep with a gentle mix all the way through, and others it just doesn't go right without diving straight into the rough mixing.


Add at least a pinch or two of the spice. You will still have plenty of spice left; trust me, you'll need it later.


Put the mixture somewhere covered from view; Freshly Baked Love manages to actually heat itself without any form of cooking! Please do note, however: for some mixes, it's actually better to leave it uncovered right in the middle of the room, or even outside.


Licking the bowl and fingers is always encouraged for Freshly Baked Love!

2 comments:

O_o said...

ha ha ha ha ha I luff it!

Charlie/Chuck Jackson said...

WOOHOO!!!! haha I figured you'd enjoy that one