Today's poem is about quite possibly the greatest invention of all. It's actually in dedication to my own bestest best of friends, and every bit of it is true. Well, except the fitting in your pocket, and only being $10... Damn that'd rock though! Plus, I guess you CAN fit your friends in your pocket thanks to your cell phone...
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CHARLINOX
It wasn't long ago that I came up with my invention,
Although it was something so obvious and clear in the end.
We all need someone who can be everything to us,
So I invented the Swiss Army Friend.
They come in both male and female versions,
And you can slip em right in the pocket of your pants.
When you're depressed, they'll cheer you right up,
And give you advice anytime on romance.
When you don't feel confident they make you feel great.
Need a laugh? They're loaded with jokes,
If you need to release tension they'll listen intently,
And they know how to win over all sorts of folks.
Come buy one now, they're only $9.95,
And once you've bought them, you'll never part.
Plus, order now and get this guarantee:
Soon after you meet, they slip into your heart.
2 comments:
awww. It IS the greatest invention! I like it!
WOOHOO again LOL, I say that a lot but it's always a huge woohoo to hear!!! And yes, friends rock. The only downside is that now I have to sue, like, everyone, since they're all friends to someone... COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT!!!!
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