This poem was inspired by some in-shower texting, and I was even convinced to write the whole thing while in the shower! So, without further ado, I bring you...
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COLD PIZZA
So nice to meet ya, my name is cold pizza!
What's that you say? "I'm gonna eat ya?"
Just unwrap my foil, I'm naked inside
With pepperoni and veggies too tasty to hide.
I've been dreaming of meeting your stomach, you see,
And longing for when she will digest me.
So please eat me fast, no need to reheat,
Just grab my plate house and head to your seat.
And when you've finished me, my new friend,
Please don't think it will be the end.
My friends chicken, spaghetti and hot dogs too wait
For the time they escape the fridge prison they hate
And in freeing them, pal, you shall soon find
The chore of cleaning the fridge you'll have left behind!
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3 comments:
ha ha ha ha....that's awesome! i luff it!
I hope the next time you go to put food in the fridge, or go to eat leftovers, you remember Cold Pizza and his friends!
most definately!
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