This poem is about the insane fact that, despite the fact that I've been online for 13 years now, have an AAS in computer science, have worked in a search directory, know HTML, ActionScript (Flash) and all, yet Wanda can still find so much awesome stuff I've never seen or even heard of!!! The second half of today's PaD (day 2/7 for the doubles) will be up later! I still need a topic...
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MY OWN PERSONAL GUIDE
You know, I was raised here long before you.
I surfed these streets and hung in the best rooms,
I met someone and even married them when you were a teen,
And yet somehow you know more about this world than I do.
Surfing unfamiliar super information highways,
Following you, who somehow knows every twist and turn.
No GPS needed when following wise ol' Google,
Worried I'll get lost in pop-ups, so by your side I'll not stray.
Visiting Club MySpace and the Facebook scene,
Then stop by a sideshow, where Harry Potter is a puppet,
Followed by a free seat at the Youtube Theatre
Good god, those guys in the Big Brother vids can be mean!
We listen to a woman who, with great conviction and voice, stands.
Then another, with great folksy sound, declares her love for giants,
And who are these guys who can't wait to be shut up?
They rock though, all of em, so raise and clap yo hands!
In our travels, of course we need to eat,
So you show me recipes aplenty by Rachel Ray.
You tell me to look out for Flay, but to Alton Brown we pray,
So we grab our plates of fancy food with words I know not and take our seats.
“What's left? :)” I type, amazed at how well you know this place,
My legs grow tired from staying on my surfboard,
Damnit, why can't they call it “laying the web”?
Though that's much more like the porn we avoid – 99.9% of this place.
“Wanda Suba is typing”... Then “Just one thing left” appears.
“What's that?” I type back, but I already know the answer this time.
“You need to blog it” “Oh and don't forget to upload the pics”
Then she adds “You must share it with all your dears”
I blog, and upload, and comment on yours, so funny!
Then comment on your comments which are comments to mine.
Commenting back and forth and back and forth and back and forth and back and forth and back and forth and back and forth and back and forth and back and forth until all that's left is one little thing,
Dang, so much here, these sites must be humping like bunnies!
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2 comments:
that was great! humping like bunnies...he he he he
Yes yes, I had to force the first line of that to fit that line, because it just seemed too perfect! Damn internet, just a whole bunch of horny bunnies that randomly get it on with one another... Not that there's anything wrong with that
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