Having some fun with words tonight. I had so many good ideas for poems, but my brain couldn't grasp something deep, so I went with this. There should be quite a lot of prose tomorrow at this rate, though!
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ENTENDRE
Upon a visit to the woods
A woman came upon a petrified tree and said:
“I've never felt anything so hard!”
There was a woman lying on the beach,
The water rose, finding her, and she said:
“Oh damn, now I'm so wet!”
I threw a party and invited all my friends,
They seemed so happy, and as they were leaving I said:
“I am so glad you came!”
I had a horrid day of work once,
And when the day was finally over, I said:
“I didn't think I'd ever get off!”
One time I had to make a delivery,
But the front door was blocked, so she said,
“That's fine, just come in the back door.”
We were moving one time,
The truck was packed, and there was one package left.
“Damn, it's so tight, I can hardly fit my package in here!”
I had a southern friend,
She taught a lesson about mudbogging:
“The dirtier the better!”
A woman was walking down the street,
My friend saw her, and was unable to resist:
“Let's go do it all crazy and hot!”
And he got smacked, cause that's not a double entendre!
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ha ha ha...that was great!
Thank ya! and sorry, too lazy to change accounts so commenting anon.
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